Symel GIF Cartoon Fifteen: The Shotgun Package


If you are using a graphical browser then there is a problem on my site, if you are using a text based browser then this is normal. Here is a text version of the cartoon (speech in capitals): THERE ONCE WAS A VERY FAMOUS COUPLE, you see a building marked Claus Toy Inc. WHO GOT LOTS AND LOTS OF CALLS, Santa Claus screams I DO NOT WANT YOUR $#&@* ANTI-TELEMARKETING TOOL!. UNFORUTNALY THEY WERE SO EXPENSIVE THAT SANTA HAD TO KILL OFF ALL HIS ELVES, you see Santa and a dead elf buried under the snow with him saying: THERE! NO ONE WILL KNOW! HOE, HOE, HOE!. THEN ONE DAY BY MAGIC A DOG NAMED FIDO CAME ALONG AND ATE THE CORPSES, you see Fido sniffing the grave mound. THEN SANTA GOT AN IDEA, Santa says: I KNOW! I CAN MAKE THE ELVES WORK FOR FREE BY RULING THROUGH FEAR! NO LONGER NEEDING TO PAY THEM SANTA WAS ABLE TO RESSURECT BACK HIS ELVES, you see Santa pouring magic on the grave. AND CHRISTMAS WAS SAVED, Santa says HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT ME SATAN! ERR... SANTA!

Comments: this is based on a Fido commercial, I will try and find a video so you can see it before you watch the parody!
Merry Christmas - 2006. You'll see more of Satan, err... Santa later. :-D Also, sorry for the violence, but they are all alive in the end!

If you are wondering about the title, the original ad was made to advertise Fido's "Couples Package", a phone package designed for two people.
My title is based on the "ruling through fear" bit, with the shotgun as a form of motivation like a "shotgun wedding".

Copyright (c) 2006 Graham Wilson. Permission is granted to copy, distribute and/or modify this cartoon under the terms of the GNU Free Documentation License.
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